January 2012
12 posts
When people post pictures of their sonograms on...
………………………………………………………………………….
1 tag
FAQ
I am literally asked all of these questions once a week: Why do you not have a front license plate? Did you bejewel that..? Why are you a psychology major?
“Do you have a chair on your bed?”
Fictional television/movie characters I would date
1) Adam Brody (number one, always), The O.C. 2) Nick, New Girl 3) Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl 4) Jim Halpert, The Office 5) Ryan Gosling’s character, any movie ever
Why I can't bring myself to quit my minimum wage...
Despite the fact that I 1) Already have a job, that pays me 3 times more an hour (hence, I don’t need another job) 2) Come home some nights ridiculously cranky 3) Have significantly less free time
I will continue working at Bath and Body Works because 1) Standing around smelling candles is ridiculously relaxing 2) Working doesn’t require any significant use of my brain 3) I do not...
1 tag
What I have learned from Gossip Girl
After re-watching season 1, the complied list are the relevant morals of the story:
Lose your virginity in an irrelevant way, such as in the back of a limo with a womanizer. I.e. Blair and Chuck. This act of promiscuity causes her total innocence and self-respect, yet results in a love that lasts for seasons and ends in their (probable) ultimate marriage. And not to mention their child (of a...
Starting off my day with my two favorite things:
Bagels and the bestfriend. ♥
1 tag
Khloe Kardashian: Do you like being married?
Kris Humphries: (Looking at his jacket) Is this reversible?
Is it weird that
I have become extremely invested in who will become the Wizards of Waverly Place family wizard?
December 2011
18 posts
1 tag
One Sentence Love Story →
…and you think you love Animal Collective but really you just love that one moment in “In The Flowers” when the beat rises up out of the swirl of noise and Avey Tare sings “Then we could be dancing, no more missing you while I’m gone”
The ultimate dilemma when going to the video...
Should I rent the Justin Bieber movie?
Wow I don't even know what day of the week it is..
Winter break has begun.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYTHING DONE
WHEN THERE ARE ALWAYS CHICK FLICKS ON TELEVISION?
I can dish it 'cause I know how to take it.
So many things right now.
December, you suck so far. Get your shit together, this is my favorite month. I cannot say “yeah that’s going to work” in any possible way without it sounding sarcastic. I will probably absolutely never understand Gauss’s Law. My GPA rests on these last two finals I have to take, which is a lot of pressure. After I found out Moulin Rouge was on television today, I...
I feel like I wear a sign around that says, "talk...
Random text: what's up
Me: Who's this?
Him: Ian
Me: Ian who?
Him: Oh sorry, Ian from bath and body works
Me: I don't know you, can you not text me?
Him: oh okay sorry
Him (another text): okay have a good night
1 tag
“I for real do not have a boyfriend.. I sit by myself and I watch Law and Order....”
– Taylor Swift
1 tag
How
Today has restored my faith in being able to maintain my 3.9 GPA:
Having the physics II grading policy changed from 10% quizzes, 25% homework, to 5% quizzes, 30% homework. This is a lot more monumental than it sounds because my homework average is a 100 (literally) and having 30% homework makes it weighted more than our 25% final.
Not completely bombing my organic chemistry test, which are...
November 2011
13 posts
1 tag
Things everyone should appreciate:
Victoria’s Secret models ♥
I think I'm getting sick,
which, honestly, is totally fine, but I just need to be sick after Thursday because I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO.
5:45 AM Black Friday shift
No one come buy lotion or candles at Bath and Body Works, thanks.
Bad judgment call..
Shiiiit.
1 tag
When
your weekend is really good, so all you want to do on a Sunday night is listen to Taylor Swift in your warm bed while it rains.
The playful conversation starts, counter all your quick remarks, like, passing notes in secrecy.
And it was enchanting to meet you.
What an interesting night at the library
(and it’s not even over yet) Things that have occurred since my arrival at 5:30 pm:
A group of really annoying Asian people who were talking WAY to loud to be considered okay in a library
A gay boy (also talking really loud) walks past me: “Ohhhh, I like your sweater!”
Someone spills a pink Chickfila milkshake on the library floor carpet
Someone TALKS ON THEIR FREAKING...
How not to approach a girl
I really like having quiet time at Starbucks, sitting on my computer or just doing homework, in between tutoring sessions. That being said, I don’t find it particularly a good use of my time to be approached by a normal looking boy, attempting to shove his way into my life.
He said he wanted to ask me a quick question, because he thought of something really interesting. He doesn’t...
1 tag
“For me, you’ll always be 18 and beautiful, and dancing away with my heart.”
2 tags
“Yep you’re a lifesaver. Just like a heart.”
– Someone said this to me today, hahaha
October 2011
14 posts
Freaky how
This nail polish (that is supposed to smell like peach smoothie) actually smells like peach smoothie. Also gross, though.
Other things..
School: overwhelming Today: Needed bestfriend time. Wonderful. Tomorrow: Round two of the fair, with sister. Now: Sleeppp!
2 tags
“You always zig when I think you’re about to zag. And I just, I love that...”
