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I am literally asked all of these questions once a week:
Why do you not have a front license plate?
Did you bejewel that..?
Why are you a psychology major? 

1) Adam Brody (number one, always), The O.C.
2) Nick, New Girl
3) Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl
4) Jim Halpert, The Office
5) Ryan Gosling’s character, any movie ever 

Despite the fact that I
1) Already have a job, that pays me 3 times more an hour (hence, I don’t need another job)
2) Come home some nights ridiculously cranky
3) Have significantly less free time 

I will continue working at Bath and Body Works because
1) Standing around smelling candles is ridiculously relaxing
2) Working doesn’t require any significant use of my brain
3) I do not function well with too much free time
4) Employee discount at Victoria’s Secret, heck yeahhh 

After re-watching season 1, the complied list are the relevant morals of the story:

Lose your virginity in an irrelevant way, such as in the back of a limo with a womanizer.
I.e. Blair and Chuck. This act of promiscuity causes her total innocence and self-respect, yet results in a love that lasts for seasons and ends in their (probable) ultimate marriage. And not to mention their child (of a different father) together.

Good relationships do not stand the test of time.
I.e. Serena and Dan. They have completely the ideal relationship. She is a goddess, while he is hopelessly in love with her in a dignified/non-subservient/admiration kind of way. Yet, they break up, followed by an appropriately sad Death Cab song.

Being ultimately attractive will not work in your favor, but only attract you to psycho personalities of the opposite sex.
I.e. Nate in every relationship in every season. 

Bagels and the bestfriend. ♥

I have become extremely invested in who will become the Wizards of Waverly Place family wizard?

…and you think you love Animal Collective but really you just love that one moment in “In The Flowers” when the beat rises up out of the swirl of noise and Avey Tare sings “Then we could be dancing, no more missing you while I’m gone”